Take a look at what's inside this fortune cookie:

You will be excited and aroused by exotic, smooth bodied guys.

You will travel soon to the Far East for a pleasurable experience you won't forget.

Your love for men of Asian persuasion will in crease and intensify.

You are likely to have multiple orgasms in one day.

You will be completely satisfied by the outcome of what you hold in your hand.

A little fortune nookie never hurt anyone.