A Catalina Premium Double Feature. You get the contents of two $50 videotapes on one DVD!

This epic features an all-star cast of 31 Catalina Hunks!

Cockpit 1: Everybody's Going Down!
With "Cockpit: Everybody's Going Down!," Catalina has hit the motherload of porn spoofery. Throwing in some of the giddiness of the two "Airplane!" movies, it really has a grander time with the four original "Airport" disaster movies, heaping on the viewer a script so hysterically daffy it could only have come from Catalina. However, what works best here is that the folks behind this, writers and directors alike (not to mention a wonderful set designer), know that this exists more as a big-budget laugh-a-thon rather than simply as a supreme sexual cinematic achievement, so the sexual style here, kept to a frenetic minimum, works fantastically in context.

Cockpit 2: Survival of the Fittest
When we last spoke of the fateful flight careening to the earth in "Cockpit: Everybody's Going Down!," naked pilot Steve Rambo was valiantly trying to save the sex-filled plane of stock character loons from crashing. "Cockpit 2: Survival of the Fittest" picks up right where we left off, which the still-able Steve doing his best not to lose any of the passengers (or his hardon). While the first "Cockpit" had the backdrop of a hundred Hollywood disaster movies to depend on, "Cockpit 2" has only its own devilish creativity. Other than the banal "Alive," there aren't many post-crash movies," so writer and director Brad Austin gets to film the entire drama right out of his loony mind, and he comes up with a fiendishly hysterically clever way of delivering this film. The sex, opened up from the airplane set, is invigorating and lively, but the comedy is right there with it.